The Shit Bot (TSB)

The Shit Bot (TSB) is built for one specific job: turn your DMs and inbound leads into closed sales with as little manual effort as possible. Instead of spending hours each day replying to the same questions, qualifying prospects and nudging people toward payment, TSB handles the repetitive back-and-forth for you. It’s not a generic chatbot – it’s positioned as a sales-focused bot that’s obsessed with one outcome: helping you convert more conversations into cash. What you get: A DM automation system designed around real sales flows. TSB is created to qualify leads, handle common objections, keep prospects warm with timely follow-ups and direct serious buyers toward your checkout or booking link. You keep control of the offer, price and positioning, while the bot does the heavy lifting in your inbox. How it helps: If you already get attention from content, ads or referrals but feel bottlenecked by your own time in the DMs, The Shit Bot gives you leverage. It aims to respond instantly, no matter the time zone, so you stop losing leads who go cold while waiting for a reply. It can support high-volume launches, evergreen offers and recurring promotions without burning you out. TSB is listed on Whop, which makes discovery, access and account management straightforward for creators, agencies and closers who want a simple way to plug automation into their existing sales pipeline.